Nature Appraiser T-Shirts

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

Grace For Flies

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Snow flake

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Marco ..."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

No littering...

Dog in Daisys