Nature Appraiser Gifts

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

Grace For Flies

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Snow flake

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Marco ..."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Relaxing in the Sun

No littering...

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Bless You."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.