Natural Selection Nerd Gifts

'It's called 'stress' - It'll help with natural selection.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Stratigraphy

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Why giraffes hate winter

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."