Natural Selection Nerd Pillows

'It's called 'stress' - It'll help with natural selection.'

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Stratigraphy

Cliff Notes

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"