Natural Selection Aficionado Pillows

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

An Unexpected Guest.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Taking it easy

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Shellfie

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Kangeroo and joey

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

The garden lady.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Snail crossing

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

'Happy New Ear!'

It was an impulse buy.

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."