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'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

A large leaf falling on a dog

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Welcome Spring.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"