Natural Selection Fan Pillows

Evolution of Al's fish.

"I love you too, big guy."

Camping-Pong

Author's Bio-diversity.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Space Pioneer

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Loggerheads

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Mamoose...

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Leadership never hibernates.

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"What pheromone are you using?"