Natural Selection Fan Mugs

Evolution of Al's fish.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Space Pioneer

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'