Natural Selection Fans Gifts

"And the winner for the most improved is... Fish with feet!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"I'm more of a day owl."

Mamoose...

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'The stand-up geneticist'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'Every day they get bolder.'

Charles Darwin

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."