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"And the winner for the most improved is... Fish with feet!"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

'The stand-up geneticist'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Every day they get bolder.'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'