Natural Selection Gifts

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Frog Umbrella

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Grace For Flies

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'