Natural Look Gifts

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

Big RV Camping

A baroque elk.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

Flower growing out of a face mask

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

Landscape artist

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

Mushrooms Fashion

Like a Natural Woman

I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too!

'Are you trying to make a fool of me?' - 'Of course not. I'd never interfere with nature.'

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

Botox! Never!

He always wanted to go into medicine and now he's 200,000 tongue depressors!