Natural Ingredients Gifts

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Newt sale

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Alternative medicine

Anita Roddick

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"...contains chicken parts...I hate to imagine what parts!"

Wow! Look at these cool shower presents. Nature's Baby Boutique. 100% natural baby soaps, changing pads, bottle holders, safety gates and classical music tapes. Plus stroller, crib and swaddling blankets. Without all this stuff � How could you ever have a natural baby?

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

CBD Oil for Neurotics

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

You may be right about the eucalyptus

Health Foods: Closed Due to Illness

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.