Food Ingredients Gifts

"...contains chicken parts...I hate to imagine what parts!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Any time is cake o'clock

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"States of tofu"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Fast food. Even faster food

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

You're the puff in my pastry!