"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."
Natural Foods Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates a passion for natural foods? Our collection features clever, playful designs that resonate with health-conscious friends and family. Whether they’re into organic vegetables, fresh fruits, or simply love a good pun about healthy eating, these products add charm and humor to their everyday routine. Make their kitchen, wardrobe, or home decor a bit fresher with our delightful range of gifts that honor the goodness of natural foods.
"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
Health food store: under new management
Health Foods: Closed Due to Illness
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
"Good For You / Bad For You"
'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'
But is it organic?
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
All Natural Nothing
"Is the MSG local?"
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"
'Excuse me - are you organic?'
'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'
'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'
The Organic
"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."
Stuffing the turkey.
"Is his nose locally grown?"
Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.
"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."
"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"
'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'
Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'
These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?
Natural Foods Gifts Collection
Natural Foods Mugs
Explore our wide range of products celebrating natural foods—perfect for adding a humorous touch to your kitchen collection or a foodie friend’s mug rack.
Natural Foods Pillows
Bring humor and personality to their living space with pillows featuring clever natural food designs—ideal for health-conscious decor enthusiasts.
Natural Foods Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that showcase the beauty and fun of natural foods, perfect for kitchen or dining room wall art enthusiasts.
Natural Foods T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts inspired by natural foods. Great for veggie lovers and health advocates to wear their passion proudly.