Natural Foods T-Shirts

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Health food store: under new management

Health Foods: Closed Due to Illness

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The Organic

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?