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"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'I sent out for everything.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Counting ribs

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Why do they do that?"