Foods Pillows

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'I sent out for everything.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Counting ribs

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"