Health Foods Pillows

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"

Pro-Active Yogurt

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

"I've been hearing good things about your salad bar."

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"

Introducing the Tofuton

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Health Conscious Halloween

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

"I don't really consider oatmeal raisin cookies real cookies. They're more like little granola frisbees."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"This is probably packed with milk-fat, tons of sugar, artificial flavorings and all kinds of emulsifiers!"

"I like my food without artificial ingredients."

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Sign in health food store : Suitable for people on a flavour-free diet.

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Thank heaven our Health Foods Division made a profit.

Window Cleaning with Mineral Water

'If it wasn't for hypochondriacs we'd be right in it!'

"It never would have sold as 'mud pie'."

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"