Food Pillows

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

You are the wasabi on my sushi

"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

"I died in Buffalo."

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'Great to see you are a fully integrated immigrant to our culture.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

Food and Drug Administration, Yummy-Yucky.

'Hi, my name's Krystyn, and I'll be the nutritionist liaison to your waiter tonight.'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

Misfortune Cookie.

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"