Food Mugs

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"I died in Buffalo."

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

You are the wasabi on my sushi

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'He's cured.'

'Great to see you are a fully integrated immigrant to our culture.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Einstein Grill.

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

Food and Drug Administration, Yummy-Yucky.

'Hi, my name's Krystyn, and I'll be the nutritionist liaison to your waiter tonight.'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'

Misfortune Cookie.

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."