Food Choices T-Shirts

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

Good for you/Good for you in moderation.

"Fish? Chicken? Beef? Then, chocolate it is!"

My sister is hounding us to give up meat. That's good! What? You don't live with a wacko! My family doesn't eat meat or fish. You don't look vegetarian! I dress in disguise.

Heart Disease Menu

'Hell of a mentor!'

"Let me see if there's a window in my diary.'="

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Right, I'm at the yoghurt section...What size?...Right...What flavour?...Right...Low fat?...Right...Very low fat?...Right...How many?...Right...'

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'