Food Preferences T-Shirts

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Two vegans, please."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Thermidor Dali

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque