Dietary Preferences T-Shirts

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

"I'll have his gluten."

"Do you have a vegetarian option?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Two vegans, please."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Carpe pizza"

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"The feeding of the fad thousand"

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

"Of course you feel ill...you're not eating properly!"

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'