Culinary Preferences T-Shirts

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Lets go file a lawsuit about Brussels sprouts! (Published originally on March 24, 2014.)

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

The Perfect Foil

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'