Culinary Preferences T-Shirts

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Feast

The Perfect Foil

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'