Culinary Choices T-Shirts

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Soup of the month.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Garden.

Too much cilantro

"Two vegans, please."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Lockdown casserole

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Baker Romance

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Holiday Supplies

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

I love Cannelloni

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.