Chef's Choice Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Please listen carefully as our menu may have changed."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Domestic Goddess.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.