Culinary Interests T-Shirts

"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Soup of the month.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Garden.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Too much cilantro

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

I love Cannelloni

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Holiday Supplies

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Baker Romance

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."