Culinary Interests T-Shirts

"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Garden.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Too much cilantro

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Holiday Supplies

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

I love Cannelloni