Foodie With Dietary Preferences T-Shirts

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

But is it organic?

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'Diet considerations.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Thermidor Dali

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Avocado Timeline

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners