Dietary Preferences Pillows

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

"I'll have his gluten."

"Do you have a vegetarian option?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Two vegans, please."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Carpe pizza"

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"The feeding of the fad thousand"

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

'NOW you tell me you're a VEGETARIAN!'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"Of course you feel ill...you're not eating properly!"

"Do not feed the animals." "Do not eat the processed crap the idiots throw."