Dietary Preference Ponderer Pillows

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

'How is the water prepared?'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Delivery."

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

"The feeding of the fad thousand"

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Do you have a vegetarian option?"

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

The beginnings of biological warfare were relatively innocent.

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

The thinker in a restaurant

"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'Psst! Wanna buy some people food?'

'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'

'Who knew you could have a moral debate over boxers versus briefs.'

"Is that gluten free?"

'I don't exercise religiously.'

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

"It says these chicken nuggets are from parts unknown."