Food Habits T-Shirts

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Carpe pizza"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

GMOs

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.