The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer
Natural Athlete Gifts
Looking for a gift for the natural athlete in your life? Our collection features witty and motivational items that celebrate their love of staying active and embracing their natural talent. Ideal for athletes who push limits and inspire others, these thoughtfully designed products add a touch of humor and encouragement to their daily routine.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
I like the Jets...I guess
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
"Portrait of a Lady"
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Yearbook
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
Bullseye!
"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."
Monica Seles
"Tour de Frank"
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'
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Natural Athlete Gifts Collection
Natural Athlete Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for natural athletes, offering motivational messages and humor to brighten their mornings.
Natural Athlete Pillows
Browse our pillows decorated with witty and inspiring designs that celebrate their love of sport and natural talent.
Natural Athlete Prints
Decorate any space with prints that highlight the spirit of natural athletes, blending humor and inspiration seamlessly.
Natural Athlete T-Shirts
Find stylish and fun t-shirts for natural athletes, designed to showcase their passion and add some humor to their active wardrobe.