Nature Athlete Gifts

Spider Tennis

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Good game."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Polluted geese

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.