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The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Spider Tennis

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Good game."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

The Runaway Horse

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Gardener attacked by plants.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Romantic Giraffes

A large leaf falling on a dog

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”