Nature And Sports Multitasker T-Shirts

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Jack of all trades

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I had to skip my workout."

Food deliverer's baby.

Multi-Tasking

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Hassled Mother.

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.