Nativity Nostalgists Pillows

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh, Christ.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Three Parent Baby

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

Wise Men.

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

It's a girl!

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'