Nativity Nostalgists Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Oh, Christ.'

Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Big Issue!'

The Three Wise Women

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"He's coming out halo first!"

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

Wise Men.

It's a girl!