National Submarine Day Gifts

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Bad dog."

Keyworker

Collies Without Borders

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

The Month of July