National Nude Day Gifts

The Month of July

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Look! A streaker!

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Two piece outfits only.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Let's git naked!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

Death model.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'This is totally bananas!'

"Harold, is that you?"

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"