National Nude Day Pillows

The Month of July

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Let's git naked!'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

Drawing.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

"Harold, is that you?"

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

Death model.