Nudity Celebrators Pillows

"I don't like the look of that new member."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

'No luggage.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'I've got nothing to wear!'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'It's the new transparent government.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."