Naked Gardening Day Gifts

"Naked Gardening Day, yes, Wilkinshaw...naked computing day, noooooo!...."

Award Winning Gardener

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

The Month of July

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Gardener of the Year.

Louse and garden...

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

HELL'S TILLERS.

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Gardening By The Moon

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

'A few over here, please.'

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

Mohawk grass cutting

Earthing Up

Throwing snails into next door's garden

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'