National Submarine Day Mugs

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"Bad dog."

Keyworker

Collies Without Borders

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

The Month of July

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'