Submarine Service Supporter Gifts

Women in submarines...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Starfish doing the wave.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"Rising sea levels."

U Boat

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

USS Party Time.

Submarine Attacks

Little Submarines

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Polar Bear

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

So...who is your provider ?

Oceanographers Go Home

AUKUS Alliance

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

'Have you farted?'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'