National Healthcare Decisions Day Gifts

Healthcare declaration

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Be Healthy

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Mental health

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Thank you Doctor

Thank You to Vaccinators

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

The Lone Ranger at Home

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

'The Doctor will see you now...'

National Asthma Society Parade

"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"

'General Hospital' building choosing between the 'Private' road with the money or the 'Public' road

NPFIT Budget

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

The Politics of Masochism

'These robots will cut infections by 50%.'

'He's just deciding whether or not to operate.'

OK to Mix?

Liberate America!