National Healthcare Decisions Day Pillows

Healthcare declaration

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Be Healthy

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Mental health

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Thank You to Vaccinators

Thank you Doctor

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

'The Doctor will see you now...'

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

National Asthma Society Parade

NPFIT Budget

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

'General Hospital' building choosing between the 'Private' road with the money or the 'Public' road

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

'These robots will cut infections by 50%.'

'He's just deciding whether or not to operate.'

OK to Mix?

Liberate America!

"I'm not a doctor, but I play at being one when deciding whether or not to get the kid vaccinated."