Nashville Fans Gifts

Nashville Peacock

Tourists and their Pets.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

John Kerry

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

Beaver Las Vegas

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

Teddy organ grinder

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

'Stop that racket!'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

'They say blondes have more fun.'

It's too bad Michael and I aren't cars. Then maybe you'd pay as much attention to us as NASCAR!

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Men on a shoot with a pointer dog

"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

Meanwhile, somewhere in Nashville

"Bias? Nonsense. How can you say the refs are biased?"

"Cirque du staten Island!"

Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'