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Nashville Peacock

Tourists and their Pets.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

John Kerry

Lady Liberty Cools Off

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Beaver Las Vegas

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

Teddy organ grinder

'Stop that racket!'

'They say blondes have more fun.'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Men on a shoot with a pointer dog

"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."

"Bias? Nonsense. How can you say the refs are biased?"

Meanwhile, somewhere in Nashville

"Cirque du staten Island!"

Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'

'He's a great field dog and is much in demand as a motivational speaker.'