Chevrolet Fans Pillows

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

Bowled over again!

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'God's speed.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Smile

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Altar Ego

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Mc Seven

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

All Knight Diner

Nashville Peacock

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

Demanding father

Jacques Villeneuve: I'm a lousy driver, but she loves me anyway.

'...My daughter could have married a dentist, you know...'

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres.

Supercharge bullock cart.

"The front of that car REALLY looks like a face."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

Nobody thinks you're funny

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"